I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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