He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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