Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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