You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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