it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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