...so i touched it.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
try to milk me bitch
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