Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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