just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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