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I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Even the bartender felt bad for me
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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