dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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