Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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