I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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