bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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