I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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