Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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