Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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