And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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