We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Shame is for Republicans.
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