I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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