i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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