Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
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