The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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