sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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