Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
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