I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I lost the right to judge tonight
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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