But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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