Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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