just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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