you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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