Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
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