I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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