Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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