he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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