found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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