do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
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