I'm gonna have a badass scar
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
You need Xanax blowdarts
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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