So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
It's just like the Real World with babies
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
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