I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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