Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Randomize
