Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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