Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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