You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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