How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
We have started to decorate penises.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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