Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
a search helicopter?!
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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