I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Randomize
