I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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