There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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