it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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