i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
home. puking in laundry basket.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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