thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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